My cat was arrested
My cat, Ricky, was arrested yesterday. Arrested!! I didn't even know cats could get arrested. My indoor cat, who has never been outside before, somehow escaped. I got a call at work because like a responsible pet owner, she has a microchip. While bailing my cat out of the pound, I was able to get some minimal information as to how they got her. They claim that Ricky entered someone's house through their doggy door. Allegedly, Ricky had entered their house four times before. Ridiculous! I shouted. Ricky is an indoor cat and she doesn't go outside. Officer Idiot has the audacity to respond, "Well clearly she does go outside because we found her in someone's house." It took a lot for me not to reach through the stupid hole in the privacy window and hit her. While waiting for my citation, which was written on a legit arrest report, I read as much as I could from the intake report that sat on the other side of the glass. Ricky was found on the same block tha...